But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood
because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes
oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr
His… Anaconda do.
So today I had a senior coworker corner me to tell me how much everyone hates me (even the people who I think like me)
They were very careful with their words, and even stopped me again later to ‘clarify what I said… So you don’t misunderstand and think it’s me…’
And THEN asked me to fight something that was a done deal months ago when I asked about it.
Check in at TheMidwifeIsIn.tumblr.com if you have any other questions.
There is also the Abortion Pill (Mifepristone). It can be taken up to 9 weeks (but is most effective up to 7 weeks and check the laws in your state). It is comparable to a miscarriage and after getting the intial dosage from your medical service provider, you take the rest at home and go through the process at home.
This is super important, valuable information that I think many people don’t know. Also, when you go to an abortion clinic (I at least know this is true for Planned Parenthood) there’s a counseling meeting where you discuss the alternatives with a doctor and sign a consent form saying that abortion is what you really want. A lot of people who oppose abortion will want to tell you that abortion clinics and reproductive health centers will try to convince you to have the abortion, but that’s just not true. (I mean, only 3% of Planned Parenthood’s services are abortions. Family planning and community health centers like Planned Parenthood are often more concerned with prevention and awareness and other aspects of health. They’re more interested in helping you have options than they are in only giving you the one.)
Nor is it true that any medical center will throw the embryo away in a dumpster after the procedure. I’m sure none of you really thought that, but slander is a vicious thing that spreads and becomes true in the eyes of those who want to believe it because it fits into their agenda.
Additionally: know your rights. When I worked at Planned Parenthood, I learned that protesters are not allowed to be in front of the building or in the parking lot. They have to stay on the sidewalk, further away from the building. They are not supposed to try to convince you not to go into the building, nor can they physically block you from going in or follow you inside. You have to be let in by someone already in the building, which means that any appointment you have there - counseling, a check-up, a mammogram, an abortion, a testing - will be confidential and safe.
This is vital information everyone with a uterus+ovaries should know, whether you think you’ll ever need it or not. Even if you think “personally I would *never* have an abortion” — because there are too many things that you aren’t thinking about (rape, cancer, accidents, infections) that may turn abortion from “a choice for *other* women” to “literally life-saving for *me*.”
Reblogging for “the Internet is not kind to people who search for info about abortions”
Somewhere along the line, I somehow ended up with a 20 something Scottish bodybuilder on my Facebook. He has a small daughter who is cute as hell and it’s been interesting following their adventures. He now has his own line of workout clothes as well. Apparently he took a serious hit during a footie match and broke a handful of ribs and is suffering pretty hard. He seems to think he will be back to the gym Monday. I somehow ended up ‘momming’ him via Facebook comments about the danger of going back to the beast mode workouts he was doing before he is ready.
When you work out the way this kid does, the only way you keep working out at this level is because it basically becomes an addiction and a form of body dysmorphia. Yes, it is what he does and how he makes his money, but I am just so terrified for him that he’s going to royally fuck himself up by going back to it before he is ready. I’m sure all the Scottish footie players/ competition weightlifters loved the fitness advice from the fat old canadian mom.
Mark my words though boyo… Take that extra little time and get right before you hurt yourself more. I know whereof I speak in this case. If I had given it a couple of more months and stayed off my feet and out of the driver seat just a little longer, I likely wouldn’t have needed the second surgery…. And I wouldn’t have so many issues now.Edited to add: the post is gone now. It looks like he took it down. A few people were giving him grief about the same thing so I’m hoping he just realized he was feeling down and knows better than to hit up the stationary machines Monday.
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
Aunt Mary is my new hero
Go Aunt Mary.
New life goals